May 2013
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
veggieblt:
unworthytemplar:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
and that is actually written in comic sans
shit this is actually not too far from where I live…
Watchrinthewin:
caffenespeaks:
the legend
This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.
He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.
BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.
...
johnkatsprites:
accidentally typing clam instead of calm
more Arisen problems
Pawn: This object... 'tis cursed. (─▽─)
Arisen: Oh, did that monster we just killed drop a cursed item? (*°∀°)
Pawn: This object... 'tis cursed. (─▽─)
Arisen: Well I don't see it... pick it up, will you? (*°_°)
Pawn: This object... 'tis cursed. (─▽─)
Arisen: ... please? (*°_°;)
Pawn: This object... 'tis cursed. (─▽─)
Arisen: You're doing this just to annoy me, aren't you? (*°▽°;)
Pawn: This object... 'tis cursed. ┐(⌒▽⌒)┌
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
askdemhomestucks:
ashestoashesjc:
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
aesthetic-dissonance:
sagihairius:
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
ay-drian:
getting over someone you never even dated
superwhovengerslockied:
boodlicious:
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
sweettartsloveryo asked: oh and her beauty mark on her left of my left?
super-wolves:
super-wolves:
super-wolves:
super-wolves:
super-wolves:
so i typed this up in a wordpad
and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)
and i
printed some
i just did more
omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”
i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING
NOW I’M DONE
THIS IS THE LAST ONE
THIS TIME
I AM DONE THIS TIME
how to pay bills
itsvondell:
get bill
??????????
i have to pay the?? money
get th money
>???? where do i put it
unhopefully:
do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
sinshana:
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
reminder that it is literally this easy to fake tumblr staff posts.
